The quiet Kerry village of Glenbeigh was in complete confusion and a little bit sexually aroused this morning as they awoke to a strange phenomenon on their shoreline. A huge 'Neil Diamonds Greatest Hits' album signed by Micko Toole for some odd reason washed up on Rossbeigh Strand.
Local Nuclear Physicists Patrick Waxy and Michael Burke Droum were intrigued. "We partly guessed something like this would happen" claimed Waxy, much to the surprise of questioning journalists. "Yerah fuck it sure tis all about the shoes you wear mon" Burke added. Denis Martin who has not been seen since the incident was not available for comment...obviously.
-J Egg reporting from Zimbabwe national school.
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