Idiot on Moon

Cowboy plants Glenbeigh GAA flag on the moon surface.

Glenbeigh has made history after landing the first Irish man on the moon. Village fool Mike Cowboy was blasted into space using a washing machine, side of marmalade and an egg timer purchased in Woods' Electrical store Killorglin. Chief NASA Cus na Habhainn engineer Padraig Horan was ecstatic as he descibed the event. "We knew something like this would happen" he said to a yet again bemused group of International journalists. Cowboy had no idea where he was being sent until the last few seconds before landing. "But..ahhhhh..I..ahh...thought I was going...Chips in town...Do you like wombats?" was Cowboys first transmission via satellite from the moons surface. "Those idiotic words will go down in history" claimed recently deceased ex parish priest Father Kelly.

J.Egg reporting from a dustbin outside Peaders Pub, Kuala Lumpa.