The Michael Morris Tribunal disintegrated into chaos today when Peter " The Gimp" Moriarty refused to answer anything except "No dog,no freezer" to the questions he was being asked by barrister Brendan Sweeney. Chief Counsel for the State, Nellie Roche,continued with the questioning of the witness after Sweeney mysteriously started shouting "Hi,hi,hi" and then proceeded to bend Ann over the Judges table and began buggering her furiously.On cross examination Moriarty told the court that he had "laid 800 blocks before the breakfast" and then,surprisingly laid 7 duck eggs without removing his trousers.When asked if he knew who shot JFK he replied " P.T and John Paul".The witness's testimony was discarded on account of the witness having admitted to having consumed "20 pints and 40 fags".
Other news from todays court saw Dominic Lynch beat Christy Cush 21-13,21-7.
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