Asdee Rovers have honoured one of their all-time heroes Michael 'no pressure Mike' Riordan by erecting (Ew, love that word) a huge statue of the legend right behind the goals. These goalposts were made famous that day by Mike's Clark Kent like shot over the crossbar which has been recently spotted by NASA scientists viewing Pluto.
The irony is that Riordan has never played for Asdee. That fateful day he was playing for the unfortunate Behy Rovers who had brought along only one supporter by the name of John Sheahan, a man who wouldnt know a soccer ball if it fell out his nostril whilst plucking his anus hairs. It is believed Sheahan is to recieve a medal from Behy Rover (presumably in retaliation) for refusing to get the ball from a bunch of nettles for one of the asdee players who later suffered testicle burns as a result.
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