Glenbeigh Nuke a Success

Local Schoolchildren are being blamed for the recent nuclear explosion on Rossbeigh strand. "Ah shur fuckit, tis only the young lads havin the craic shur ha?" said local dunce Peter Moriarty. General Tom Coonan said a bomb was takin from his stables on saturday while he made love to his favourite horse. Coonan has promised further tests to be carried out in Michael Cahills fridge, possibly last month. Refreshments will be provided after the detonation. Bring your boots.