Eight years after the doors of the Falcon Inn were shut to the public, new proprietor Rex, (pictured) is proud to reopen the once popular hotel, restaurant, public bar, and pubic hair for the benefit of the people of Glenbeigh and the odd Twix bar.
Speaking at the opening Rex said that it was a great "Woof, woof, woof" and that ever since he came to Glenbeigh he believed "woof, woof, woof, woof".
The Falcon will be officially opened to the public this Saturday the fiftheeth. No dogs allowed. Bitches welcome.
Butris Butris Bush reporting from somewhere under the sea.
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