Please no more Mur Pe stuff.

Day 1227.It's giving me a rash and my dog has'nt come home yet. I'm really worried.I think mauro silva has eated him or hidden him in a sod of turf. Day 1288, prision life is ok, at least i have my brother tomma is here too, that way at least i'm keeping any disease i get in the family. Tom has a rather nice arse. Got a letter the other from my good friend john sheehan the other day, couldnt read it as it was smeared in shit, but its the thought that counts. I like john, at least he knows that it was really dominic with a plunger that did it, not me. Day 1229, Bathed tommma today, had no soap and think i went a bit hard on him this morning. Last time i did it like that he didnt shit right for a week. He used my custard to cool it down after. I wasnt very hungry anyway.