A GLIMPSE INTO GLENBEIGHS DODGY PAST

The lawless Glenbeigh of the 1890s was given a new light today due to the discovery of a 100 year old photograph of the imfamous Darky Gang. Locals showed both surprise and shock at the uncanny resemblence of the renouned bastard outlaws to a certain modern day gang 'The Eggs'. Eggs spokeswoman Bridge Diggin refused to comment due to her being blind drunk and unconscious when questioned.

EGGS - STAND TO ATTENTION

It's been many years now since a group of eggs stood to attention in Killorglin to honour the flag of our motherland. Please now bow your heads in respect for all those who gave their lives in the name of Statoil. For every man, woman and child who has filled a tank of petrol/diesel, for every poor young lad who in the dark dreary winter mornings hands out petrol vouchers for cereal bowls. We will never forget you.

RESERVIOR EGGS

CALVIN KLEIN MODELS ON TOUR

Oh yes, the beaches of California may be attractive for most male models but for this select few drinking pints at the Killarney Heights hotel will do just as well thank you very much. Taking a break from shooting are (from left) Sean ' hung like a horse' Griffin, Richard ' babe magnet' O Connor, John ' Brad Pitt' Egg, Graham ' Altar boy' Clifford (with daughter Molly Monster)' , Pat 'hot stuff' Healy and Stephen ' Sex on legs' O Shea.