TOWERS TARGETED AS AL QUEDA HEADQUARTERSThe Towers Hotel, Glenbeigh has been suspested as being part of a terrorist network it has been revealed. The story carried by a local man, GRAHAM CLIFFORD, working for the BBC emmerged yesterday.
It has been noted that several men were seen huddled in a corner on numerous occasions discussing subjects such as 'mass' and 'destruction'.
Although this sent shock waves through the community, Mr Clifford has revealed that there is nothing to worry about. the men were actually discussing the previous evenings sermon carried by Fr. O' Sullivan and the Destruction of the local football team by their closest rivals Cromane.
A spokesman for the village, Jim Diggin, said, 'aye ya, we're all, aye ya, very happy to put Gelnbeigh back on the aye ya map'.
Mr Clifford, a native of the popular village, refused to comment.
