Monkey Takes over Morgan Sheahans business

Morgan sheahan has new competition in th evilage of Glenbeigh as a new construction business is taking over. Bulb-blew Contruction Ltd was set up by Peter the monkey (pictured) 10 years ago and has been steadily building ever since. Rumours that Peter has been paying his workmen peanuts are unfounded.

Johnnaton Jerimiah By Gollies.

yes its true. there is another planet next to pluto. No No its a mistake. its a socor ball that came from the asdee socor pitch.
And thats the foot print of one mike riordan otherwise known as d---y mike.
what a miss
DS

Famous faces rush to buy Morgan apartments

Residents of the quaint seaside village of Glenbeigh couldn't believe their eyes this morning when a line of celbrities rushed to buy new apartments built by local constructer Morgan 'Ted' Sheahen.

The 2 and 3 bedromm pads overlooking Breens chipper sold for a cool 1.7 million euro each despite having no windows.

Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe was first in the door at the hastly organised stall in Brennan's craft shop.

Other succesful bidders included David Hasslehoff, Bosco, Jesus Christ and Steve Irwin lookalike Steve Irwin.

Local chancer Tony Clifford sold copies of his new album 'Why I love all' to passers by who confused him for Chris de Burgh.