memories

memories of john egg and denis. london nite club, just after buying turf instead of dope. denis asleep an being fucked out by bouncer with john egg in close proximity trying his best to look respectible while in a head lock. Then the trouble and destruction kicks off outside as john attacks any inadimate objects that get in his way. motor bikes, dust bins, bar windows but no people. denis is still asleep on the footpath. later in the week mocky goes nuts with a hammer and trowl in kilburn. oh those were the dayz.
Graham egg: the cat/locker incident was a classic. cant beat it. John, dont remember the fire extinguser nite with denis?. elabourate please. pat.

Leper Frog thwarting Comp

The annual festivities of frog thwarting (est. 1897 by John Fitgeraldinio Feltbuttox) will take place in the CYMS Killorglin. Please bring your own Johnny Jackery wigs and wait at the front door for further instructions. Watermellons.

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Are we really alive. Was it really worth it. All those "istigh agus follim ea". i'm leading a personal war against Breeeeeda se for not serving me when i was locked back in 95. i also want to fix jims (the barman who used to work in the towers)leg. it took him forever to get the remote to change the channel when glenroe came on.

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denis

Memories

My top memory of each egg

- John Egg - now this is second hand as I wasn't there and I think it was Steven cabbage who told me. Basically it was when John brought a girl out to a posh Dublin restaurant to impress her. The legend goes he got the bill when she was in the toilet. Steven texted him to see how the hot first date was going, John replied texting something like ' £110 for the meal, I'd want fuckin anal for that!" - John made one major mistake though - he sent the text to the girl by accident!

- Mike Egg - Has to be one from school though Im spoilt for choice! Our Business org teacher Fat Connie was plauged by Mike. I remember he'd ask a question and when she wouldn't reply with an answer he's pretend to get very upset asking over and over and over " Please miss answer me, why wont you answer me!"

Remaining memories to come - now post your own you feckers!

Graham Egg

Continued...

- Graham Egg - Has to be Shanahan walking up to the third floor to find graham lying flat on the floor with his head stuck in a locker. Queue us all walking away whistling with our hands in pockets and graham totally unaware of the Cat while doing a racing commentary!

- Denis/Pat - A fire extinguisher in a London bar. Nuff said.

J Egg

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FROGSPAWN

Hi lads,

Have a look at this classic -

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhh89RVs3ps

Graham egg

Glenbeigh Eurovision Entry (hit the play button)

My latest Book by Henry

"Oh Mr Hamster, please buy me some slippers" cried Eric the Ostrich spotter as he plummeted to his death off a block of Ice cream. All those who wish to have their toenail clippings recycled will have to undergo stringent tests to see if they if in anyway resemble Denis Martins world renowned Bramberry and Underpants pie. I shall now proceed to Old Mother Hubbards kitchen emporium and complain about the squirrels.